Wonders In Letterland
1. How much does Skipper say that the speckly whale Spotted Dick weighs?
2. Which one of these does T-Shirt not draw on T-Bag's portrait?
3. Debbie rearranges the letters 'INK' into what word?
T-Bag Strikes Again
4. How many more times powerful is T-Bag's new T-Plant?
5. When Scrap Harry and the Genie are playing Happy families which of these do they not ask each other for?
6. What colour is T-Shirt's water pistol?
T-Bag Bounces Back
7. If Boris was to be crowned king, he would be King Boris the what?
8. What does Nikdit say the rug is infested with?
9. What colour ink does T-Shirt use to write 'help' on the music paper?
Turn On To T-Bag
10. Which planet is Professor Sparks trying to communicate with at the start of the episode?
11. How much does Sam say a Christmas tree costs?
12. Where does Bertha say she found the crystal?
T. Bag And The Revenge Of The T. Set
13. How many paintings does T-Shirt promise Monsieur Claude to bring round in morning?
14. What band does T-Shirt listen to on his hi-fi?
T. Bag And The Pearls Of Wisdom
15. Where is the guy, who hadn't heard of the kid, buried?
16. Who does T-Shirt claim to be when at Lord Squiffington-Fop's masked ball?
17. What two words does T-Bag describe that tomorrow will be her reign of?
T. Bag And The Rings Of Olympus
18. What relation of T-Shirt's does Pedro mistake T-Bag for when he cuts T-Shirt's hair?
19. What does T-Shirt clobber T-Bag over the head with when mistaking her for a vampire?
20. What time is Max Clapper going to start shooting his movie, Exit With a Puff?
T. Bag And The Sunstones Of Montezuma
21. How many miles away does T-Shirt claim the river is when T-Bag uses the fishing rod?
22. Who does Ig send Thug to in the other tribe?
23. How long a holiday does Granny Bag promise T-Shirt?
Take Off With T. Bag
24. According to the card T-Shirt finds, what is the address of the Blue Cockatoo club?
25. How many bottles of Champagne and how many oysters has Fritz laid on in the star dressing room when inviting T-Bag to play the lead role of Carmen?
T. Bag Christmas Specials
26. At the end of the episode, during Emily Scrumptious meal, what title does Giles Pickens come up for his new book?
27. How many places has Mumsie fractured her leg in?
| Score | Ranking | Ranking Meaning |
| 0-6pts | You Stupid Boy! | Better luck next time |
| 7-12pts | T-Caddy Academy Student | You need more tea-making lessons |
| 13-18pts | T-Caddy | You make a good strong cuppa (but you bungle everything else) |
| 19-23pts | Devoted Member of The T. Set | Loyal and dedicated to T-Bag |
| 24-26pts | Your Majesty | You big know-it-all but something always beats you |
| 27pts | The High-T | You reign supreme as the head of the T. Set |