32nd Anniversary T-Bag Trivia Quiz

Wonders In Letterland

1. Which colour icing does Balthazzar's cake have?

2. When Indiana Inkspot tells Debbie about the Golden treasure of the Incas and that the ancient story tells of several artefacts that have been found, which of these does he say still remains lost?

3. Which of these does Polar Peter offer Debbie to drink?

T-Bag Strikes Again

4. Which of these specifically does Long John Sylvia not mention that Radio Riff Raff is broadcasting on?

5. According to the song what makes the moon go round?

6. How many of T-Bag's nine silver teaspoons has T-Shirt bent out of shape before T-Bag catches him?

T-Bag Bounces Back

7. Which one of these does T-Bag not say she lived on whilst living as a hermit?

8. What does Prince Ivan appoint Debbie as?

9. What exclamation does Major Happy used when he finds the glockenspiel frame?

Turn On To T-Bag

10. Which of these does T-Bag not call T-Shirt when she realises he has double crossed her and enlisted the help of Holly?

11. When Sam explains that he helped the lady back home, what does he say she hurt?

12. Mr Grimes says that the chest is as solid as what?

13. Who does Doc Leaf not sing his Herbal Remedy song to?

T. Bag And The Revenge Of The T. Set

14. What does the young Herr Krimper not say when he's eaten all the biscuits?

15. What does T-Bag find in Rosie's bag?

16. Which one of these Shakespeare plays has 'Tyrone Bag' not appeared in?

T. Bag And The Pearls Of Wisdom

17. How long is it that Grimble had any customers before Lord Squiffington-Fop turns up at his shop?

18. Who endorses Rob McCarr's horrible hairy highland spider?

19. How many miles away, as the vulture flies, is the oasis from the Fort according to Beau Legge?

T. Bag And The Rings Of Olympus

20. How long did it take El Moustachio to grow his moustache?

21. Where does Grizzly McMoose say the gold better be when he gets back to Maggie after he breaks the table?

22. What value is the doubloon note that T-Bag tries to change in Oscar's inn?

23. When Max offers Polly the role of Scarlet how much does his initially offer her?

T. Bag And The Sunstones Of Montezuma

24. What type of fruit does Hamburger Guzzler threaten that if found in possession of they would be horse-whipped?

25. When Penny warns Napoleon about the conspiracy, which one of these words does he not say when at first he doesn't believe her?

26. When Penny goes to fly the flying saucer back to Earth what does she claim Diggory can't ride?

Take Off With T. Bag

27. What are the last co-ordinates Tow-Ling reads out and types into the computer in the flying saucer?

28. How many pieces of crockery in the tea service does Ali try to sell before breaking 2 pieces?

29. Which of these gadgets does T-Shirt not claim he has, when pretending to be a secret agent?

30. What is Fritz's twin brother's name?

What your score means
ScoreRankingRanking Meaning
0-7ptsYou Stupid Boy!Better luck next time
8-13ptsT-Caddy Academy StudentYou need more tea-making lessons
14-19ptsT-CaddyYou make a good strong cuppa (but you bungle everything else)
20-25ptsDevoted Member of The T. SetLoyal and dedicated to T-Bag
26-29ptsYour MajestyYou big know-it-all but something always beats you
30ptsThe High-TYou reign supreme as the head of the T. Set