Wonders In Letterland Episode 2: Debbie In The Land Of B

Debbie and the Gardner arrive in the Land of B where a guard by the name of Balthazar is blocking the way for T-Bag but he will let Debbie pass if she can guess his name.
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My little T-Shirt

T-Bag: (She laughs) That should take care of that. Come and look at this T-Shirt. What did she think? I'd just let her stroll around picking up those infernal letters, did she?
T-Shirt: No chance.
T-Bag: No indeed, my little T-Shirt, no indeed.

Added: 04/04/2017

Where’s that tea?

T-Bag: T-Shirt where’s that tea?
T-Shirt: Coming up… Tea’s up.
T-Bag: ‘bout time too.
T-Shirt: Just the way you like it.
T-Bag: Not too weak.
T-Shirt: Not too strong.
T-Bag and T-Shirt: Don’t leave it in the pot too long.

Flute grass

Balthazzar: Fun, huh, huh, huh. Fun, ha, ha, ha! What do I know about fun? Standing here all day in these daft clothes. I mean it's alright now, it's fine. But when she starts playing about with the weather. Rain. Wind. Snow (he cries). Wearing these awful clothes (he cries). It isn't funny is it? And it's boring, boring!
Debbie: We're very sorry and we would love to cheer you up but it is very important that we find this golden B.
Balthazzar: No!
Debbie: We guessed your name.
Balthazzar: No! Not unless... unless... Unless you entertain me first.
Gardener: Entertain you?
Balthazzar: Yes, sure you know. Sing, recite a poem, dance. Gee, that's a great idea. Dance for me, I just adore dancing.
Gardener: Go on, dance for him.
Debbie: I can't dance.
Gardener: You can't, of course you can.
Debbie: No I can't.
Gardener: You can't?
Debbie: No.
Gardener: Oh wonderful.
Debbie: Wouldn't a nice poem do?
Balthazzar: Nice poem do? No! Dance for me or back you go.
Debbie: What are we going to do?
Gardener: Well you're not much good at reading or spelling and now you can't dance and we haven't got one letter yet. Oh silly me.
Debbie: What's the matter?
Gardener: Look.
Debbie: What's that?
Gardener: Flute grass.
Debbie: Flute grass?
Gardener: Just you watch. Balthazzar your birthday cake. Ah, Balthazzar might I borrow your blade? Thank you, uh.
(The Gardener plays the flute and Debbie begins to dance).
Balthazzar: Bravo, bravo, bravo. I thought you said you couldn't dance.
Debbie: I've never danced like that before in my life, my feet were on air.
Balthazzar: Dance some more.
(The Gardener plays the flute and Debbie continues to dance).
Balthazzar: Wonderful, wonderful, (he claps) again, again.

Added: 04/04/2015