Wonders In Letterland Episode 6: Debbie In The Land Of R

Debbie is accosted by Rascally Roger in the Land of R where he takes her letters back to his ship ‘The Rhubarb’. Rascally Roger takes the letters with his golden letter R to a secret hiding place on the land.
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A devoted member of the T. Set

T-Bag: Hurh, hurhh, hurhhh, aitchoo.
T-Shirt: Bless you.
T-Bag: Ohhhh, I'm never going back to that freezing, horrible Land of P ever again. My tootsies are still tingling from all that ice and snow. Aitchoo. And it's all the fault of that pesky girl, aitchoo.
T-Shirt: Tea's up.
T-Bag: Oh, about time. Arh that's better, good and strong. (Slurps) Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Aaahhh, better see what she's up to now. (Looks in the saucer) Waffles and wheat cakes.
T-Shirt: Oh dear, tell me the worst.
T-Bag: Oh no, it's not bad news this time T-Shirt. It's wonderful news.
T-Shirt: What? What?
T-Bag: My luck has changed at last.
T-Shirt: How?
T-Bag: She's with Rascally Roger in R land.
T-Shirt: Is that good?
T-Bag: Good. It's T-riffic T-Shirt. He's on our side, a devoted member of the T. Set.
T-Shirt: Great.
T-Bag: Little smart Deborah has wandered into my web. Rascally Roger is sure to get the letters off her if he hasn't already. And when he does so he has no option but to give them to me. Ha, ha, ha, aitchoo.
T-Shirt: You should lie down and rest.
T-Bag: I know, I know, I feel awful. But I must get those letters from Rascally Ro-ro-roger. Bruuuuh.
T-Shirt: No, no your Majesty. You're in no fit state to go anywhere. Call him and let him bring them here.
T-Bag: Are you mad? No one comes here to the T-Square, no one. This is our haven.
T-Shirt: Alright then, I'll go and get them for you.
T-Bag: Oh would you? You are a good boy.
T-Shirt: Have no fear, T-Shirt's here.
T-Bag: You're a very good boy. Aitchoo.

Added: 04/04/2021

Custody on the Rhubarb

Rascally Roger: Get a move on there lad, go on.
Debbie: Stop calling me lad.
Rascally Roger: I'll call you what I likes. And I will do anything I wants and you will do as I tell you to do lad.
Debbie: Well I never thought I'd be in custody on the Rhubarb.
Rascally Roger: And less of the smart remarks lad.
Debbie: I'm not a lad.
Rascally Roger: Here, get to work, lad (he laughs and he leaves).
Debbie: Hmm.

Added: 04/04/2023

Super important top-secret mission

Debbie: T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Hello Debbie, sorry I can't stop and chat. I'm on a... a super important top-secret mission.
Debbie: Doing T-Bag's dirty work more like.
(Rascally Roger walks on deck).
T-Shirt: Roger.
Rascally Roger: Arghh.
T-Shirt: I've come for the golden letters.
Debbie: So that's it.
Rascally Roger: Oh-arrghh.
T-Shirt: Yeah right, hand 'em over.
Rascally Roger: Says who?
T-Shirt: Says her Majesty, that's who.
Rascally Roger: You sure about that?
T-Shirt: She sent me herself.
Debbie: Oh dear, oh me.
Rascally Roger: What?
Debbie: I wouldn't trust him, he's always telling fibs.
T-Shirt: That's a lie.
Rascally Roger: Arhh, now that I looks closer you have got the kind of face I don't trust.
T-Shirt: Heh?
Rascally Roger: Arggh, those cheeky little eyes, all innocent like, I do believe you be telling me fibs.
T-Shirt: I'm not.
Debbie: If the T-Bag wanted those letters so badly why didn't she come and get them herself.
Rascally Roger: Good question lad. Well you little ragamuffin, speak up.
T-Shirt: She's got a stinking cold.
Rascally Roger: Cold?
T-Shirt: It was all that snow.
Rascally Roger: Snow? It never snows here.
Debbie: Quite right.
T-Shirt: Yes but I mean...
Rascally Roger: Sun is always shining.
T-Shirt: But I...
Rascally Roger: I do believe you be telling me fibs.
Debbie: Told you not to trust him.
Rascally Roger: Go on you scurvy dog, before I make ye walk the plank. Go on, scram. Ah-ha, as for you, back to work, back to work I say.
(T-Shirt leaves).
Rascally Roger (thinking): Every rascal's out to rob me, rattle me rudders, I better be hiding me riches some place nice and secure. Arrgh.
Rascally Roger: I be going ashore in the little rowing boat, I won't be long, so don't you get up to any mischief right? Right, arghh.
(Rascally Roger leaves).
Debbie: Now after all my hard work, my golden letters are gone, now I'll never open the chest, I'll never find out what it's all about.

Added: 08/12/2013

Look where they be headed

Debbie: All my letters plus the R.
T-Shirt: Arrhhh.
Debbie: Arrhhh.
Rascally Roger: Arrrggghhhhh.
Debbie: T-Bag!
T-Bag: So we meet again little horrible Deborah. Stay where you are, T-Shirt hand those over to me.
Debbie: You don't have to listen to her T-Shirt.
T-Bag: Oh yes he does, T-Shirt!
T-Shirt: Alright then, you want them, you can have them (He throws them the empty casket).
Rascally Roger: Arrrghh.
(T-Shirt and Debbie run off).
T-Shirt: Run Debbie run.
Rascally Roger: Run off like rats from a sinking ship.
T-Bag: Never mind, we've got the letters. Toasted teacakes and treacle tarts, it's empty. They've tricked me.
Rascally Roger: Arrrgghhhh.
T-Bag: Betrayed by my little T-Shirt.
Rascally Roger: Good riddance to bad rubbish is what I says (laughs).
T-Bag: What's so funny?
Rascally Roger: Look where they be headed, he-heh, hmm.
T-Bag: The Land of V.
Rascally Roger: Arh, and we all know who lives there don't we?
T-Bag: Yes.
Rascally Roger: He-he-heh.
T-Bag: There's no escape for them this time.
Rascally Roger: They be doomed, doomed I tell'ee (laughs).

Added: 04/04/2015