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Back to the start of the game
T-Shirt: Uh-oh.
Debbie: T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Now I've gone and done it.
Debbie: What?
T-Shirt: Pinched her precious T-Plant. Without this she's really in trouble and she'll be absolutely thunderous.
Debbie: Well we'd better make sure it's no use to her ever again, break it up.
T-Shirt: Oh I don't know.
Debbie: Give it to me
(Debbie breaks the T-Plant up and throws it away). What will we do now? Where will we go?
T-Shirt: There aren't anymore lands to go to.
Debbie: Well that must mean I've collected all the letters, we'll go back to the start of the game, fill in the spaces and read that legend.
T-Shirt: Right, which way?
Debbie: Well I suppose back the way we came, this way.
T-Bag: T-Shirt.
(T-Bag appears). Stay where you are. One step further I shall unleash such fury upon you you'll wish you'd never been born.
Debbie: T-Shirt.
T-Bag: T-Shirt do as I say, grab her, I want those letters.
Debbie: T-Shirt.
T-Bag: T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Let's do a deal.
T-Bag: I don't do deals.
T-Shirt: Alright then I won't tell you.
T-Bag: Tell me what?
T-Shirt: Oh nothing, you don't want to know.
T-Bag: Tell me, what is it?
T-Shirt: Oh just that you're standing on an ant's nest.
T-Bag: Arrggghhh, I hate ants, oh no, argh, arh.
(Debbie and T-Shirt runs off). Very clever, how far do they think they'll get little fools? I'll get just ahead of them
(T-Bag tries to disappear but her magic is not working). Erh,
(T-Bag tries to disappear again but nothing happens)drat it, without my T-Plant my powers have disappeared. Well there's only one thing for it.
(T-Bag runs off to chase Debbie and T-Shirt).
Added: 04/04/2015
All the missing golden letters
Gardener: Oh steady there, steady. Oh, dear, oh me, oh my, oh my.
Debbie: Hello, it's you.
Gardener: Debbie, how are you? It's wonderful to see you again.
Debbie: Oh and you too.
Gardener: Wonderful. Oh look out there, arrghhh.
Debbie: What's wrong?
Gardener: Look, look there, it's that wicked little devil T-Shirt.
Debbie: Oh no, it's alright.
T-Shirt: I'm a friend, I'm on your side now.
Debbie: No time to explain all that, we must hurry.
Gardener: Why? What's up? What's happening?
Debbie: It's her. She's after us.
Gardener: Her?
Debbie: Her, T-Bag.
Gardener: Oh dear, oh me, oh my, oh my.
Debbie: She's right behind us, I've found all the missing golden letters and she's wild with anger. Oh what are we going to do, she'll be here at any minute.
Gardener: There's only one thing to do.
Debbie & T-Shirt: What?
Gardener: Shhhhhh.
(Debbie, T-Shirt and the Gardener hide behind the hedges just as T-Bag rushes in).
T-Bag: Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh, now I've got you. Where are you? Where are you, you nasty little show-off smarty-pants and you wicked traitorous little rat? Where? Curses! Cake crumbs, sugar cubes and crumpets, I'll winkle you out wherever are you? You can't hide from me forever, and when I find you... beware!
Added: 06/06/2015
Quite an adventure
(T-Bag is crying).
Debbie: T-Bag.
T-Bag: Me, The High-T, defeated and humiliated by a mere slip of a girl. I can't stand the Indigni-T!
Debbie: Your wickedness was bound to catch you up sooner or later. It was terrible of you to keep that chest locked up.
T-Bag: But now everyone will know how to read and I'll have no power over them.
Debbie: Of course, they'll be free.
T-Bag: I feel helpless, I feel so... ordinary.
Gardener: There's nothing wrong with that. Look at me, I'm ordinary, nothing wrong with being ordinary, that's what makes us all extraordinary. Huh, you can see that can't you? Hmm, mmm.
T-Bag: Oh shut up.
Debbie: You'll just have to get used to living without magic, that's all.
T-Shirt: Tell you what, I'll be very generous and give you one more chance.
T-Bag: What?
T-Shirt: I've still got my magic, you can come and work for me.
T-Bag: Your magic! Don't be absurd, what good is your magic? Why you can't so much as....
(T-Shirt blinks and T-Bag's voice disappears).
T-Shirt: Leave her to me, I'll soon put her in her place.
(T-Shirt uses his magic and T-Bag disappears).
Debbie: Where's she gone?
T-Shirt: Back to the T-Square where she belongs and there she'll stay with me to keep an eye on her. Better go now, must make sure she's not up to any mischief. Bye.
Debbie: T-Shirt, thank you. Oh will I ever see you again?
(T-Shirt disappears).
Gardener: Well Debbie, it's been quite an adventure.
Debbie: Oh yes.
(Debbie then thinks back on the adventure she has had in all the lands of the board game).
Added: 04/04/2020
Time for me to shut up shop
Shopkeeper: Young lady... Young lady... lady... lady... lady... lady... Young lady.
Debbie: Oh.
Shopkeeper: Time to go I'm afraid.
Debbie: Ohhh.
Shopkeeper: Yes it's an unforgettable little game, don't you agree?
Debbie: It's fantastic, it is, how much is it?
Shopkeeper: Oh it's not for sale I'm afraid. Not for sale.
Debbie: Now I see.
Shopkeeper: I tell you what you can come back and play it again anytime you like, and I have lots of other games you can play as well.
Debbie: Oh could I?
Shopkeeper: Of course, anytime at all.
Debbie: Thanks.
Thomas: Granddad.
Shopkeeper: Ah.
Thomas: Granddad.
Shopkeeper: Thomas, huh, home from school, h-hmm.
Debbie: T-Shirt?
Thomas: You what?
Debbie: Oh, I'm sorry.
Shopkeeper: And I'm sorry I'm afraid I'll have to rush you along now, time for me to shut up shop.
Debbie: Right erm, well, goodbye.
Shopkeeper: Bye.
Thomas: Bye.
Added: 04/04/2012