Wonders In Letterland Episode 4: Debbie In The Land Of I

In the Land Of I Debbie meets Indiana Inkspot, he is looking for the treasure of the Inka's. Debbie and Indiana team up to find the treasure and the golden I.
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The golden treasure of the Inka's

(A branch snaps as an explorer accosts Debbie in the Land of I).
Indiana Inkspot: Quiet kid, quiet.
Debbie: Er, who are you?
Indiana Inkspot: It's immaterial who I am, more to the point, who are you?
Debbie: I'm Debbie and I'm here to find...
Indiana Inkspot: Quiet kid, do you want to broadcast to everybody that we're here?
Debbie: I don't see anybody.
Indiana Inkspot: You may not see anybody kid but believe you me there are eyes everywhere.
Debbie: You still haven't told me your name.
Indiana Inkspot: Inkspot, Indiana Inkspot. I'm sure you've heard of the name before.
Debbie: Er, no.
Indiana Inkspot: What do you mean no, I'm Indiana Inkspot. Look there's my ID, you see. The indestructible, intrepid, invincible, infallible, incomparable, ha ha you know, Indiana Inkspot.
Debbie: Pleased to meet you.
Indiana Inkspot: Likewise.
Debbie: Well what are you doing here?
Indiana Inkspot: More to the point, what are you doing here?
Debbie: I'm searching for missing letters.
Indiana Inkspot: Aha, what does he, er, look like, this guy, letters?
Debbie: Oh.
Indiana Inkspot: Is he a relation of yours?
Debbie: Letters isn't a person, letters are oh, ooh, that shape there, that's the shape of the golden I.
Indiana Inkspot: A-huh, yeah.
Debbie: It is.
Indiana Inkspot: Sure.
Debbie: No-one in this game seems to be able to read. T-Bag's certainly made sure of that.
Indiana Inkspot: Listen, what is this, er, read?
Debbie: Oh it's too difficult to explain but I'm sure that I'm on the right track of finding the missing letters and opening that chest.
Indiana Inkspot: Look, let me get this straight. You're looking for a great big stone shape like that?
Debbie: Oh no, the one I'm looking for is much smaller and it's golden.
Indiana Inkspot: Golden. I thought so. I knew there was no coincidence that you turned up here so you're after it too.
Debbie: What?
Indiana Inkspot: Don't try to fool me kid.
Debbie: Fool?
Indiana Inkspot: You're after what I'm after. What else would you be doing in a place like this?
Debbie: What are you after?
Indiana Inkspot: The golden treasure of the Inka's.
Debbie: Never heard of it.
Indiana Inkspot: You never heard of it, listen to me, the ancient story tells of the great golden Ink Wells, Ink Pens and Ink Stands, all of those have been found. Only the golden Ink Stamp remains lost. The golden Ink Stamp of the Inka's and it's mine, when I find it I tell ya, all mine.
Debbie: I'm not interested in any old Ink Stamp. I told you, I'm searching for the golden I.
Indiana Inkspot: Golden I, huh, that's a new one on me. Well listen, if you ain't after what I'm after why don't you and I team up?
Debbie: Good idea.
Indiana Inkspot: Uh-ha, inseparable to the end.

Added: 04/04/2019

I spy with my little eye

Indiana Inkspot: Ah Inspiration! My instinct indicate the immediate interception of some important information which could illuminate our investigation.
Debbie: You do talk funny. What does that mean?
Indiana Inkspot: What does it mean. It means there's a clue around here somewhere.
Debbie: I'm sure there is. We've passed ever this way so yes, there must be.
Indiana Inkspot: Well I've looked and I haven't found a thing.
Debbie: Maybe you've missed something.
Indiana Inkspot: Indiana Inkspot never misses anything. Hey listen, why don't we split up it will save time. You look over there, I'll look over here.
Debbie: Good idea.
Indiana Inkspot: A-ha.
Debbie: I spy with my little eye something beginning with N. Nothing.
(Debbie walks off and Indiana finds some symbols etched onto a wall).
Indiana Inkspot: What have we here? This looks promising.

Added: 04/04/2025

A devoted member of the T. Set

(T-Shirt is busy ironing).
T-Bag: T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Yes your Majesty.
T-Bag: Haven't you finished yet?
T-Shirt: Nearly your Majesty. I do all the housework, sick of it I am.
T-Bag: What was that?
T-Shirt: Nothing your Majesty.
T-Bag: T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Well I was just thinking, why don't you get all the housework done my magic?
T-Bag: It's not your place to think, leave all the thinking to me and I've certainly had plenty of that to do since that wretched girl arrived here.
T-Shirt: Well why don't you let her have just what she wants?
T-Bag: What is the matter with you? Have you gone soft in the head?
T-Shirt: (He checks) No.
T-Bag: You just better learn to be on your worst behaviour especially when she's around, do I make myself clear?
T-Shirt: Quite clear your Majesty.
T-Bag: How many tealeaves did you put in the washing water?
T-Shirt: Ten.
T-Bag: Ten, wonderful, a good strong brew then, T-riffic. Now anyone that wears one of my specially treated T's will be as you are T-Shirt, a devoted member of the T. Set. They will be T-totallers, every time will be tea-time and they will all serve me, The T-Lady. Ah, oh. Now let's have a look at the state of the game. Ooooooh, treacle tarts and teacakes.
T-Shirt: What? What is it?
T-Bag: The girl has reached the Land of I.
T-Shirt: What already, cor she's really doing well isn't she? Oh sorry your Majesty.
T-Bag: I see she's already made the acquaintance of that irksome, irritating, insolent, idiot Indiana Inkspot. I'll have to nip that in the bud.

Added: 04/04/2015

We'll go incognito

T-Bag: We'd better get down there. Have you finished the ironing?
T-Shirt: Of course your Majesty.
T-Bag: Excellent. And now, a little disguise I feel. We'll go incognito.
T-Shirt: I'll go in anything you like.
T-Bag: A disguise (they transform into explorers) Now let me see. A scarf with my magic T on it should do the trick, I think.
T-Shirt: Do I have to wear these?
T-Bag: Let's go.

Added: 04/04/2016

A bad egg

Indiana Inkspot: All these shapes and squiggles, could be a clue. Hey little lady.
T-Bag: You called?
Indiana Inkspot: Hey, you ain’t Debbie.
T-Bag: Quite right, we’re Debbie’s friends.
T-Shirt: Are we?
T-Bag: Friends and colleagues, that is, all close knit members of the same archaeological expedition, how do you do?
Indiana Inkspot: She never mentioned you to me.
T-Bag: Isn’t that just typical of her professor?
T-Shirt: Eh?
T-Bag: I mean she’s a perfectly nice girl, don’t get me wrong, but she rather likes to steal the limelight for herself, isn’t that so professor?
T-Shirt: Oh, quite right, yeah, she does yeah.
Indiana Inkspot: She does, eh?
T-Bag: I wouldn’t trust her an inch myself.
T-Shirt: Not even half an inch.
T-Bag: Sometimes I almost think that once she’s found the treasure, she’ll simply drop us all like hot potatoes.
Indiana Inkspot: Oh, gee, that’s terrible, I mean she seems such a, such a nice kid. Are you sure you’ve got your facts straight?
T-Bag: My dear fellow, my facts are always straight. She’s a bad egg.
T-Shirt: Yeah, a bad eggs-plorer!
T-Bag: Thank you professor.

Added: 08/11/2010