T-Bag Bounces Back Episode 5: Bobby Jobsworth And The Temple Of Doom

Debbie runs into a boy scout called Bobby Jobsworth in the jungle. He is trying to find his scout leader, Bizzy Beaver, who went missing. Bobby finds a temple and T-Bag tells him there is a bell in there so Bobby sends Debbie inside and T-Bag traps her inside. Inside the temple Debbie finds Bizzy but can they get out and find the next bell?
The High-T Website synopsis

Debbie finds herself in a jungle and meets up with Bobby Jobsworth, a scout who’s been lost with leader, Old Bizzy Beaver, for five years. They find a hidden tomb which holds many strange and wonderful objects, including the bell Debbie is after. Will she be able to get the bell before T-Bag finds it?
TV Times listing

Strike while the iron's hot

T-Bag: Well I can't see little Lady Muck getting any help from him. So far so good.
T-Shirt: So what's your plan?
T-Bag: I don't have a plan yet T-Shirt. I'll have to go down there and observe the situation at close quarters. Keep one ear to the ground and then, when the time is right, strike while the iron's hot.
T-Shirt: While you're out can I go out trick or treating please? Please?
T-Bag: Absolutely not. (T-Bag hits T-Shirt’s hat and it falls to the ground) Oh, your hat's fallen off.

Added: 04/04/2020

My life is in ruins

Bobby Jobsworth: Ohhh, who are you?
T-Bag: I’m an archaeologist, my life is in ruins.
Bobby Jobsworth: Oh I say. I’m sorry to hear that.
T-Bag: No, no I mean I study ruins, just like this one.

Three guesses

Bobby Jobsworth: Here it is, over here.
Debbie: Oh great, oh Bobby, well done. Oh it's very dark, I can't see the bell.
Bobby Jobsworth: Oh it's in there alright, no question.
Debbie: Mmm, well I'll just have to crawl in that's all.
Bobby Jobsworth: Exactly, yeah.
Debbie: It looks a bit of a tight squeeze.
Bobby Jobsworth: Mmm.
Debbie: Do you think you could hold my bag for me please? I'll only be gone a couple of seconds.
Bobby Jobsworth: Will do.
Debbie: Right, here goes.
Bobby Jobsworth: Everything alright?
Debbie: Can't see a thing.
Bobby Jobsworth: Keep going. (He's startled by T-Bag) Oh no!
T-Bag: Only me.
Bobby Jobsworth: Oh.
T-Bag: Why don't you go back to your tent and get the poor girl a torch?
Bobby Jobsworth: Well I was just going to do that actually.
T-Bag: Dee-ah, I'll hold the bag.
Bobby Jobsworth: Oh right-o, erm, back in a jiffy. Torch, torch.
T-Bag: Coo-ee, little moley in your holey.
Debbie: Who's that?
T-Bag: Three guesses.
Debbie: T-Bag.
T-Bag: Got it in one. And I've got you exactly where I want you.
Debbie: Too late again, I'm afraid, T-Bag. I'm on my way to getting that fourth gold bell.
T-Bag: Gold bell? Deary me, whoever told you you'd find a gold bell in there?
Debbie: A friend of mine, Bobby.
T-Bag: Ahh, dear old Bobby, good old Bobby. The same Bobby who's just handed me your little gold bag.
Debbie: Well, what?
T-Bag: You're in a hole now aren't you my dear? Scuttled straight into my trap.
Debbie: Trap!
(T-Bag uses her magic to block the opening to the tomb).
T-Bag: Goodbye forever Deborah.
Debbie: No!
(T-Bag squeals with joy).

Added: 04/04/2018

Scouts motto, always be prepared

Bizzy Beaver: Typical Jobsworth, never there when he's needed.
Debbie: There's got to be a way out somehow. How did you get in here in the first place?
Bizzy Beaver: Well, there I was, pogo-sticking around the globe, doing very well. Got as far as here, stopped outside for a rest. Leaned against the wall, crash, bang, wallop. Wall caves in, I tumble in after it, wall slams shut, that's me lumbered.
Debbie: For five years.
Bizzy Beaver: Five long endless years. Sixty interminable months, Two hun...
Debbie: Yes, yes, I don't understand.
Bizzy Beaver: What?
Debbie: All this?
Bizzy Beaver: Oh that, yes, well, Scouts motto, always be prepared. I had several cans of beans in my emergency kit. Ha, ha, I didn't get my bean-eating survivors badge for nothing you know.
Debbie: You're not going to tell me you survived five years on a few cans of baked beans.
Bizzy Beaver: Yes.
Debbie: What?
Bizzy Beaver: Yes, I'm not going to tell you that.
Debbie: Well, how then?
Bizzy Beaver: Ta da! You see, this must have been the tomb of a very important person. Dried bananas, coconuts, yams, pawpaws, you name it, it's all here. All dried and sealed to last indefinitely.
Debbie: Well I'm sure I don't want to be stuck here indefinitely. There's a way out, I'm going to find it.
Bizzy Beaver: You think I haven't looked? I've searched every corridor and every labyrinth in this place. I didn't get my corridor and labyrinth searching badge for nothing you know.
Debbie: All the same, I must try.
Bizzy Beaver: Ok but look, if you're not back here in ten minutes I'm coming in after you.
Debbie: Alright.
(Debbie leaves).
Bizzy Beaver: Right Har. Ten minutes. Eight, nine, ten.

Added: 04/04/2015

The Dreadful Tomb

T-Bag: You did what?
T-Shirt: I left the sheet in that tomb.
T-Bag: With Deborah?
T-Shirt: Yes.
T-Bag: No.
T-Shirt: Yes.
T-Bag: No, tell me it’s not true.
T-Shirt: What?
T-Bag: It was true it was her, she was here, the bag, oh no, the bag, the bag, the bag, let me see, let me see, let me see. Oh thank the stars that stupid girl still believes the yarn I spun her about the bell being in the dreadful tomb she’s so gullible, silly girl.