T-Bag Bounces Back Episode 2: Nights In Arabia

Debbie arrives in the desert so T-Bag raises the temperature in the desert so Debbie faints. Omar Caraffe, a water seller, sees Debbie and takes her into his tent where the first bell is in Sinbad’s, his budgie, cage. Debbie finds a Genie in a bottle who grants her three wishes so T-Bag tricks the Genie back into the bottle then she steals the bottle.
The High-T Website synopsis

When Debbie arrives in the desert she is confronted by the friendly Omar and his budgerigar. But strange things begin to happen when T-Shirt and T-Bag arrive on the scene.
TV Times listing

Debbie's Quest Begins

(Debbie arrives in the desert on her quest to find the missing golden bells. T-Shirt sees this in T-Bag’s saucer, he warns T-Bag and she raises the temperature in the desert to an unbearable level).
Debbie: This music box is such an amazing place, one minute I’m up in the mountains the next I’m here in the desert, phoar, it isn’t half hot. The question is which way now? Eenie-meenie-miney-mo that’s the way I’ve got to go.
T-Shirt: Your Majesty, your majesty, come quickly, look.
T-Bag: What’s up?
T-Shirt: Three guesses, Debbie’s disobeyed you, she’s set off in search of the gold bells.
T-Bag: Indeed, well it comes as no surprise. Words alone will never stop her we’re simply going to have to press home the point in a way she’ll understand and never forget.
T-Shirt: I like the sound of that.
T-Bag: Yes. It’s high time I made Madam Deborah sweat!
(T-Bag’s face appears in the desert sky, raising the temperature with her magic).
Debbie: It’s hot before, it’s roasting now, like an oven. What’s that over there? I’ve got to keep going, stop, (Debbie hears a faint ring of a bell) is that a bell ringing?
(Debbie then collapses in the unbearable desert heat).

You're talking

Omar: Who's a clever little boy then heh? Who's a clever little boy. What a pity you won't talk to your Uncle Omar Sinbad, ain't it a pity. heh?
T-Shirt (as Sinbad): Oi, Uncle Omar. How's tricks then Uncle Omar?
Omar: Who said that?
T-Shirt (as Sinbad): It's me Uncle Omar. Phew! A real scorcher today heh? Me feathers are fair frizzling.
Omar: Sinbad. After all these years. You're talking.
T-Shirt (as Sinbad): Yeah, I just fancied a chat, you know how it is. So what's new then Uncle Omar?
Omar: It's a miracle.
T-Shirt (as Sinbad): Any chance of a bit of millet Uncle Omar?
Omar: Oh yes, course, anything you say, oh. But we'll have to keep our voices down because somebody's trying to get some sleep in here.
T-Shirt (as Sinbad): Righty-o, my beak is sealed. Anyway, I could do with a bit of shut-eye myself.
Omar: Eh? Oh yes. Of course, yes. Ooh, oh, it's wonderful. (Omar eats some of the millet) Hmm.

Added: 04/04/2020

Acme Bird Company

T-Shirt: Who's a clever boy then? (He uses his magic to change costume). Yu-hoo.
Omar: Greetings, greetings. I'm Omar Carafe, this is the last watering hole for two thousand miles. You'd be wanting water.
T-Shirt: No, no, no, I'm from A.B.C.
Omar: Heh?
T-Shirt: Acme Bird Company. Always on the lookout for talented birds. Do you have a performing penguin perhaps? Or a tap-dancing toucan? A violin playing vulture? Or a speaking budgie?
Omar: Ooh, I do have a speaking budgie.
T-Shirt: Really, what amazing luck. You must come and enter him in our grand competition. Top prizes for the champion chatter. Hurry, hurry, come quickly.
Omar: Oh, I'd love too, but he's having a kip right now.
T-Shirt (throwing his voice as Sinbad): That's alright, I'm wide awake and raring to go.
Omar: Ah, oh, fair enough, ha, ha, ha. Alright young man, lead the way.

Added: 04/04/2017

I've won, I've won

T-Bag: T-Shirt, I’ve won I’ve won now that I have this gold bell I’ve won. Mind you if I hadn’t imprisoned that stupid genie in the bottle he would have gone and granted the dreadful Deborah three wishes. I’ve wooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
T-Shirt: Oops.

Updated: 04/04/2015

First wish, second wish, third wish

The Genie: Your second wish has been carried out, o Mistress.
Debbie: Fantastic, no more T-Bag, hooray.
(T-Shirt appears).
T-Shirt: Oi you, what have you done with her Majesty?
Omar: Oh no.
Debbie: She's gone, I wished her away, we won't ever have to see her again. Now all we have to do is find that gold bell.
T-Shirt: What? The bell that T-Bag had?
Debbie: I didn't know that T-Bag had it.
T-Shirt: She had it in her hand when she vanished.
Debbie: You mean the bell's gone with her?
T-Shirt: Yes.
Debbie: Oh no, I wish I hadn't wished that.
The Genie: And your wish is my command.
(T-Bag appears).
T-Bag: I'm back, I'm back.
Omar: Oh no, what happened?
The Genie: That was your third and final wish.
Debbie: Oh no, what have I done?
T-Bag: You've done me a great favour, that's what. Come along T-Shirt, the danger's past, tinkle, tinkle.
T-Shirt: Winkle Inkle.
(T-Bag and T-Shirt disappear).
The Genie: I warned you Mistress, choose wisely I said.
Debbie: I know.
The Genie: Don't rush into it I said.
Debbie: I know, I know.
The Genie: In my experience people always squander their three wishes.
Debbie: Really?
The Genie: Well I've done my bit, I'm off.
Omar: Hang on a minute, hang on a minute, I've just thought of something.
The Genie: What?
Omar: What was your last wish again?
Debbie: I wish I hadn't wished the second wish.
Omar: That's what I thought, you know what that means don't you?
The Genie: No, what?
Omar: It means that she's entitled to her second wish all over again.
The Genie: Heh?
Debbie: That's right.
The Genie: Well, how do you make that out then?
Omar: Simple, three wishes, first wish, second wish, third wish. Now Debbie wished she hadn't wished the second wish.
The Genie: Second wish?
Debbie: That was my third wish.
The Genie: Third wish?
Omar: So if she hadn't wished the second wish, that means she's only wished her first wish and the third wish.
Debbie: Which means you owe me another wish.
The Genie: Another wish?
Omar: The second wish she wished she didn't have.
The Genie: Second wish?
Debbie: Exactly, child of three could work that one out.
The Genie: Oh, er, oh, of course you're right, absolutely, it's obvious, huh, huh, erm, you have got another wish.
Debbie: Great.
The Genie: Only this time, be careful.
Debbie: Don't worry I will. I knew exactly what I want to wish for this time. I wish I had the little gold bell in my hand.

Added: 08/12/2013