T-Bag Strikes Again Episode 3: Ben And Bunty Badshott

Debbie gets caught in a trap for wild boar set by Ben Badshott. He rescues her and tells her he plays cricket. When Bunty Badshott arrives on the island searching for a wild bird T-Shirt leads them out of the way so T-Bag can get the number 3 from Ben Badshott's cricket trophy.
The High-T Website synopsis

A new frock

T-Bag: Well, do you notice anything different?
T-Shirt: Erm, oh yes, you're smiling.
T-Bag: No, I'm wearing a new frock.
T-Shirt: Wanna play Snakes and Ladders?
T-Bag: No.
T-Shirt: Tiddlywinks?
T-Bag: No.
T-Shirt: Ludo?
T-Bag: No.
T-Shirt: Snooker? Table Tennis? Darts? Rugby?
T-Bag: Don't be stupid.
T-Shirt: Oh you never play anything with me and I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored.
T-Bag: I'm not interested in your childish games, I have enough on my mind with that infernal Miss busybody buzzing around.
T-Shirt: Who Debbie?
T-Bag: I've told you not to mention that name.
T-Shirt: Maybe I can ask her to play with me.
T-Bag: You'll do nothing of the no-such which.
T-Shirt: Eh?
T-Bag: Keep away from her, she's out of bounds, got it?
T-Shirt: I'm fed up.
T-Bag: Well if you're at a loose end you can brew me a cuppa.
T-Shirt: Oh yippee, sounds like great fun.
T-Bag: You're not here to have fun, you're here to serve me, don't forget that.
T-Shirt: Yes your Majesty.
T-Bag: Fun, pah! And clear away all this rubbish, I shouldn't have to put up with this nonsense. Really T-Shirt, you should take a lesson from me, be serious, be sober, be seeeeeeeeeeensible.
(T-Bag walks onto a skate and goes flying across the T-Room crashing into some plants and other debris).

Added: 04/04/2015

A stranger in a strange land

Bunty Badshott: Let's go and sit down over there.
Debbie: Alright.
Bunty Badshott: Now then, your name is er, Debbie.
Debbie: Yes, that's right.
Bunty Badshott: Well tell me Debbie, do you live here as well or what?
Debbie: Oh no, I'm just passing through.
Bunty Badshott: Ah, like me eh. A stranger in a strange land.
Debbie: You could say that. What are you here for then Bunty?
Bunty Badshott: Ooh the bird watching, I love it. And I must say this island is simply chock-a-block with the most amazing varieties, it's really quite splendid. Are you here for the birds?
Debbie: Oh no, I'm on a quest.
Bunty Badshott: A quest? What quest?
Debbie: It's a long story, I've got to find a whole load of silver numbers to put back on the clock in the first story.
Bunty Badshott: Well where are they?
Debbie: I wish I knew. I found a few already but it's such hard work. Nobody seems to want to help me either. I don't think I'll find any more at this rate.
Bunty Badshott: Well look why don't I give you a hand? Your eagle eye and my eagle eye, well, birds of a feather should stick together, eh.
Debbie: Really? Oh thanks Bunty.

Added: 04/04/2018

Treacle tarts and teacakes

T-Bag: Treacle tarts and teacakes.
T-Shirt: What’s up?
T-Bag: Miss smartie-pants has got someone helping her.
T-Shirt: Well that’s alright, you’ve got someone helping you.
T-Bag: Who?
T-Shirt: Me.
T-Bag: Don’t make me laugh.

Acme bat company

T-Bag: Good afternoon, may I come in? Thank you very much.
Ben Badshott: Great galloping googlies. This be the busiest deserted island I've ever clapped eyes on. Who in the tarnation are you?
T-Bag: What a lucky day this is for you sir.
Ben Badshott: Eh?
T-Bag: That I should happen to be passing this way. A B C, Acme bat company, bats for all occasions, at your service. And speaking of service, Ping Pong bats, I'll ping and you pong.
Ben Badshott: I pong?
T-Bag: Exactly, you said it.
Ben Badshott: I'm not interested in that.
T-Bag: Baseball Bat.
Ben Badshott: No.
T-Bag: Vampire Bat.
Ben Badshott: No, no, no.
T-Bag: Cricket Bat.
Ben Badshott: No. Yeah, Cricket Bat.
T-Bag: The Acme Cricket Bat, finest in the land, honed from the choicest willow and lovingly soaked in a trough of golden linseed oil.
Ben Badshott: It's a cracker, I'll have that.
T-Bag: Cash on the nail I'm afraid, A bargain though, at only 9 99 99.
Ben Badshott: I can't afford that.
T-Bag: We have a credit scheme, a third down and three months to pay.
Ben Badshott: I haven't any money.
T-Bag: Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
Ben Badshott: No wait, there must be something of value that you could accept.
T-Bag: Well, hmm, perhaps..
Ben Badshott: I know, I have the very thing, my goat, she's tied up outside.
T-Bag: I don't want a goat you old fool, what I want is this.
Ben Badshott: What my cricketing trophy? I don't know about that.
T-Bag: No trophy, no bat. No bat...
Ben Badshott: No Cricket... Alright then, it's a deal, take it.
T-Bag: It's a pleasure to do you, uh, do business with you. Good day.

Added: 04/04/2011

I've more numbers to find

Ben Badshott: Ooh that was marvellous, thank you very much indeed little lady.
Debbie: That's alright, I enjoyed it. Thank you very much too.
Ben & Bunty Badshott: Don't mention it.
Debbie: Well, I've more numbers to find so I'm off now. Well bye.
Ben Badshott: Goodbye.
Bunty Badshott: Bye and good luck.
Ben Badshott: Hmm.
Debbie: Thanks. Bye
Bunty Badshott: Bye.
Ben Badshott: Bye now.
Bunty Badshott: Bye.

Added: 04/04/2016