T. Bag And The Revenge Of The T. Set Episode 4: Turkish Delight

Sally arrives at a Turkish market where a market trader has a genie in a lemonade bottle and the next silver spoon, when Sally buys some lemonade she accidentally takes the genie in the bottle.
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I'll do the serious stuff

T-Bag: Put some elbow grease into it boy, this place is turning into a tip.
T-Shirt: I thought we're supposed to be out, stopping Sally, looking for spoons, that sort of thing.
T-Bag: From now on I'll do the serious stuff, not having you under my feet tripping me up. You can stay here and keep busy.
T-Shirt: I've done the dishes, made the beds, washed the windows. I'm not a housemaid.
T-Bag: And when you've finished moaning here's a list of the rest of the things that I want done.
T-Shirt: Ironing, cleaning, polishing, this goes on forever.
T-Bag: That's right.
T-Shirt: Why can't I just magic it all done?
T-Bag: Don't you dare. Hard work never hurt anyone.
T-Shirt: Well it's hurting me.
T-Bag: Oh get on with it and make me some tea.
T-Shirt: How can I make you some tea when I've got the ironing, the cleaning, the polishing?
T-Bag: Tea!
T-Shirt: Oh this is a joke.

Added: 04/04/2019

Like taking candy from a baby

T-Bag: T-Shirt, I’ve got the spoon. Sally Simpkins didn’t even get a look in this time. It was like taking candy from a baby, literally. (T-Bag eats a Turkish delight) Mmm, yummy delish. What a pity you’re too ill to join me T-Shirt, these are just so scrumptious, you’d love these.
T-Shirt: Well I am feeling just a bit better now.
T-Bag: Oh no, you don’t look at all well, just sit there and get better.
T-Shirt: Nope, I definitely feel just a teeny bit less poorly than before.
T-Bag: Well that's good news. Soon you'll be up and about and able to do all the housework won't you?
(T-Shirt coughs).
T-Bag: Oh dear, I just better get you something for that cough.
(T-Bag walks off so T-Shirt eats one of the sweets but T-Bag walks back in).
T-Shirt: Oops!
T-Bag: Yes, oops.
(T-Shirt feigns a cough).
T-Bag: I knew it was all a sham. Don't start that again, you lazy little beggar. I've got a fever, I don't feel well, a brass neck, that's what you've got. Lucky for you I'm in a good mood boy, otherwise I wouldn't fancy your chances.
T-Shirt: Can I have a sweet then?
T-Bag: No, I told you, I'm eating your share.

Added: 04/04/2021

Tummy ache, ate too many sweets!

T-Shirt: Sally.
Sally: You, what do you want?
T-Shirt: If you must know, Her Majesty is not feeling very well.
Sally: Oh what a shame.
T-Shirt: It's not funny, she's writhing about in agony, I've got to get her some medicine. (T-Shirt sees the chemist is closed) Oh great it's shut.
Sally: What's wrong with T-Bag anyway?
T-Shirt: Tummy ache, ate too many sweets.
Sally: Really?
T-Shirt: What am I going to do now?
Sally: Tummy ache eh? What a coincidence, I had a tummy ache this morning, I ate too many sweets as well.
T-Shirt: You look alright now.
Sally: Oh the state I was in, doubled-up in pain.
T-Shirt: Yeah.
Sally: Feeling sick all the time.
T-Shirt: Really?
Sally: It was terrible.
T-Shirt: So how come you're not ill now?
Sally: I got the most amazing stuff from the chemist just before they shut, one swig and I was right as rain.
T-Shirt: Oh great, just what I need, have you got any left?
Sally: No. (Sally hides the 'Fizz' bottle behind her).
T-Shirt: What's that then?
Sally: What's what?
T-Shirt: There behind your back.
Sally: Nothing.
T-Shirt: It's the medicine isn't it?
Sally: No.
T-Shirt: Oh yes it is, oh come on.
Sally: So what if it is, why should I help T-Bag? She can just stay ill for all I care.
T-Shirt: That's nice isn't it. How can you be so mean when someone's suffering? Oh go on let me have it.
Sally: Well...
T-Shirt: It's the only decent thing to do.
Sally: Go on then there.
T-Shirt: Oh thanks Sally, you're a pal.
Sally: Oh and T-Shirt...
T-Shirt: What?
Sally: Don't tell T-Bag it was me who gave you that.
T-Shirt: I understand.
Sally: I don't mind if you take all the credit.
T-Shirt: Oh thanks. You know you're not as bad as she makes out you are.
Sally: I always do my best to help.
T-Shirt: Bye.
Sally: Bye bye.

Added: 04/04/2012

Fizz from the bottle

T-Bag: Ouuuurghhhh-oughh.
(T-Shirt appears).
T-Shirt: I'm back.
T-Bag: 'bout time, what did you get me?
T-Shirt: This stuff will have you back on your feet in no time.
T-Bag: Where did you get it from?
T-Shirt: Er, a chemist.
T-Bag: Well give it to me then.
T-Shirt: A couple of spoonfuls of this will do the trick.
T-Bag: Well come on then.
T-Shirt: Right, spoon, spoon.
T-Bag: Use that one.
T-Shirt: I can't get the top off.
T-Bag: Some Doctor you'd make, give it here. Tchh, oough.
(T-Bag opens the bottle and Fizz appears).
Fizz: Fizz Wizz! I am Fizz, I am Fizz.
T-Bag: Garrgghh! T-Shirt what is it?
T-Shirt: I don't know.
Fizz: I am Fizz from the bottle, hee hee hee.
T-Bag: Where did you get this bottle?
T-Shirt: Erm.
T-Bag: Answer me.
T-Shirt: Sally gave it to me.
T-Bag: Imbecile boy.
Fizz: You own me now, I am your Fizz.
T-Bag: I don't want to own you, buzz off.
Fizz: Oh, Fizz want this.
T-Shirt: Well you can't have it.
Fizz: Fizz got it, heh, heh.
T-Shirt: Give it back. It's not yours.
Fizz: Is.
T-Shirt: Isn't.
Fizz: Is.
T-Shirt: Isn't.
Fizz: Fizz likes silver, Fizz collects silver.
T-Shirt: Well you're not collecting this. Ok, now get back in that bottle.
(Fizz blows raspberry and laughs). Oh.
T-Bag: Don't ask him, force him, do something.
T-Shirt: My, look at all the silver in here. You'd better get back in there before somebody steals it.
Fizz: Ha, ha, nobody get in Fizz bottle.
T-Shirt: Wanna bet? I could get in there.
Fizz: No, only Fizz.
T-Shirt: I could steal all your silver.
Fizz: No.
T-Shirt: Right then, watch this.
Fizz: Oh no.
T-Shirt: Oh yes, here I am, in here.
Fizz: You in Fizz bottle, get out of Fizz bottle.
T-Shirt: No! Now what lovely silver things shall I steal.
Fizz: No, Fizz coming, Fizz coming.
(Fizz disappears and T-Shirt reappears).
T-Shirt: Ohh, how was that your Majesty. Clever eh?
T-Bag: Oh very clever, letting that pesky girl hoodwink you was clever as well.
T-Shirt: Sorry about that.
T-Bag: Get rid of it.
T-Shirt: What shall I do with it?
T-Bag: Give it back to Sally smug-features with my compliments. Only get it out of here now.
T-Shirt: Will do.
(T-Shirt disappears).
T-Bag: Stupid boy.

Added: 04/04/2016

I need the full set

T-Shirt: Right, that's it then.
T-Bag: Pardon?
T-Shirt: Well that's it, isn't it?
T-Bag: What's it?
T-Shirt: The spoons?
T-Bag: Will you stop this gibberish and tell me slowly what you're talking about?
T-Shirt (slowly): Now that we have the spoon, that's it.
T-Bag: Give me strength, we're back to where we started now.
T-Shirt: No, now we have the spoon that's put a stop to Sally Simpkin's capers, we can forget it now.
T-Bag: Are you mad?
T-Shirt: Pardon?
T-Bag: You fool, it may have put a stop to Miss fidget-face's capers as you put it but that isn't it at all.
T-Shirt: Why not? She can't get the full set.
T-Bag: No but I need the full set.
(T-Shirt looks puzzled).
T-Bag: I need the full set you idiot and within the next six days I might add in order to draw the power from that great moment when the stars align themselves in the heavens, the power that will make me the High-T for all time, when evil will rule the universe and I will become invincible.
T-Shirt: Oh yeah.
T-Bag: Oh yeah, so until that great moment arrives you just get on with the housework.
T-Shirt: Oh no, here we go.
T-Bag: There's no need for us to live in a pig sty. By the way, where is the spoon?
(T-Shirt picks up the saucer and he sees Sally with the spoon).
T-Shirt: Now don't throw a wobbly your Majesty.
T-Bag: What?
T-Shirt: You can't blame me.
T-Bag: The spoon.
(T-Bag takes the saucer from T-Shirt).
T-Shirt: Now calm down.
T-Bag: Arrrghhh, she's got the spoon.
(T-Bag rolls her head and thunder and lightning fills the T-Room).

Added: 04/04/2015