T. Bag And The Revenge Of The T. Set Episode 7: Anastasia

A Romany called Rosie, who is the exact double of Sally, was found as a child wandering the forest by Rudolpho who has the next spoon she had when she was found. Rosie is actually the daughter of the King of the land and when Rudolpho asks permission from the king to stay on his land he realises Rosie is the King s daughter Anastasia but when Sally turns up mayhem ensues.
The High-T Website synopsis

Sally arrives in the land of the gypsies, the travelling people ruled over by King Leopold who thinks she is his long-lost daughter Anastasia because she carries a Silver Spoon. When T-Bag sees all this in her magic saucer she makes her way to Leopold's castle with T-Shirt to switch the silver spoons.
TV Times listing

Does a duck ever get fed up quacking?

(T-shirt is playing with a calculator).
T-Bag: What pray are you doing?
T-Shirt: Nothing.
T-Bag: Precisely. Go and brew me a cuppa.
T-Shirt: Don't you ever get fed up drinking tea?
T-Bag: Does a duck ever get fed up quacking?
T-Shirt: Eh?
T-Bag: Just make the tea.
T-Shirt: What duck?
T-Bag: Just make the tea will you?
T-Shirt: Only, you drink about 32 cups of tea every day of the week.
T-Bag: So what?
T-Shirt: That's 224 cups of tea.
T-Bag: Well, who's counting?
T-Shirt: That's eleven thousand, six hundred and forty eight cups of tea a year.
T-Bag: How fascinating.
T-Shirt: So since I've known you, you must have drunk about fifty eight thousand, two hundred and forty, give or take, it's a lot of tea.
T-Bag: It's none of your business how much tea I drink. Just go and make me that cuppa.
T-Shirt: Plus one equals fifty eight thousand, two hundred and forty one.
T-Bag: Give me that thing, it's driving me up the wall. Tea! I've got to find out what that insufferable Sally Simpkins is up to. Do you realise how many of those spoons she s got already? Six, Six!
T-Shirt: Six, so if she s found six spoons and there s eight...
T-Bag: I don t need you to tell me how many spoons are left. I m painfully aware of the fact thank you very much. Now just make the tea!

Updated: 04/04/2015

My patience is a little low

T-Bag: We meet again Sally Simpleton.
Rosie: Good day fellow travellers. Grand weather for the time of year.
T-Bag: Get her, cheeky little madam!
Rosie: I'd offer you something to eat but our provisions are a little low.
T-Bag: My patience is a little low as well Miss. Now cut the cackle, what's going on?
Rosie: Pardon?
T-Bag: Don't come the innocent with me, hands up.
Rosie: What is this, a game?
T-Bag: It's not a game I assure you.
(T-Bag frisks Rosie and she laughs).
T-Bag: Keep still or you'll be hee-heeing on the other side of your face.
Rosie: You're tickling me.
Rudolpho (off screen): Rosie.
T-Bag: Oh curse, someone's coming. Where are those things? Tell me quickly.
Rosie: I don't follow.
T-Bag: You will follow, back to the T-Room, let's go.
(T-Bag, T-Shirt and Rosie disappear and then Rudolpho enters).
Rudolpho: Rosie, where are you?

Added: 04/04/2026

Spill the beans

(T-Bag, T-Shirt and Rosie appear in the T-Room).
Rosie: What magic is this? Where is this place? How did you do that?
T-Bag: Cut out the little Miss innocent act, you know what we want.
Rosie: No I don't, what?
T-Shirt: You're asking for it, just do what she says or else.
T-Bag: Thank you T-Shirt. You heard him, spill the beans.
Rosie: Beans?
T-Bag: The bag.
Rosie: Oh the bag, the bag with the...
T-Bag: Exactly.
Rosie: What do you want that for?
T-Bag: You really are getting on my wick now child. Just tell us what you've done with the bag.
Rosie: Well it's in the trunk.
T-Bag: Now we're getting somewhere, let's have a look (she looks in the saucer and sees Rudolpho sitting on the trunk). Ah yes, that's it, come on my lad.
T-Shirt: But he's sitting on the trunk.
T-Bag: I'll lure him away from the trunk and you get the bag.
T-Shirt: Right.
T-Bag: Let's go.
(T-Bag and T-Shirt disappear).

Added: 04/04/2026

Talking rubbish

T-Bag: Gimme, gimme. What's this? This isn't the bag.
T-Shirt: Well, it's the only bag there was.
Rosie: That's mine.
T-Bag: Well it's mine now. (Opens the bag) Beans!
Rosie: Why are you so interested in beans?
T-Bag: Very funny Simpkins, where are those spoons?
Rosie: What spoons?
T-Bag: Don't play the giddy goat with me girl, where are they?
Rosie: I don't know what you're talking about. I want to go now.
T-Bag: I wouldn't get too cocky if I were you. Especially now you haven't got that medallion how's your father round your neck.
Rosie: You're talking rubbish.
T-Bag: We'll see (puts her under a spell). You will tell me everything you know starting at the beginning, is that clear?
Rosie: Yes.
T-Bag: Good. In your own time.
Rosie: My name is Rosie. Rosie the Romany.
T-Bag & T-Shirt: Rosie?

Added: 04/04/2014

All got to do with a silver spoon

Rudolpho: Oh there you are.
Sally: Hah.
Rudolpho: I've been looking for you.
Sally: You have?
Rudolpho: Where have you been?
Sally: Well I...
Rudolpho: Never mind, never mind, doesn't matter. I've got something very, very exciting to tell you.
Sally: What?
Rudolpho: Well let's just say it's all got to do with a silver spoon.
Sally: Really?
Rudolpho: Yes, I thought that might raise an eyebrow.
Sally: You're not kidding but how did you...
Rudolpho: Uh, uh, uh, uh. No questions, all will be revealed. Come on.

Added: 04/04/2025

Maybe she just looks like Sally

Rosie: So after we've been to Bavaria, Rudolpho suggested I was old enough to join the act, well it was a thrill for me. I'd often sat at the side and watched him work, he really is one of the best in the business, so off we set...
T-Bag: Shut up!
Rosie: Sorry.
T-Bag: I don't get this.
T-Shirt: Your Majesty.
T-Bag: What?
T-Shirt: Maybe that's not Sally.
T-Bag: What are you wittering about, not Sally?
T-Shirt: Maybe she just looks like Sally.
T-Bag: Course she looks like Sally, she is Sally.
T-Shirt: Then how come when you hypnotised her she said her name was Rosie? I don't think she is Sally.
T-Bag: Well if she's not Sally, who is she?

Added: 04/04/2017

Double trouble

T-Bag: Well that explains everything, two of the hateful little wretches, double trouble.
T-Shirt: The question is, which of them's got the next missing spoon?
T-Bag: Good point T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Let's get along there and sort this lot out once and for all.
T-Bag: Hold your horses, on this occasion a little reserve I feel is necessary. We see how the land lies and then, when the time is ripe, we pounce (T-Bag laughs).

Added: 04/04/2022