T. Bag And The Pearls Of Wisdom Episode 3: Elementary, My Dear What-Not

Sally arrives in Victorian London where she meets Police Constable Clod and Lady Ruffles with her dog Willoughby who has the next pearl on his collar. When Willoughby is dognapped she offers a reward. When Willoughby returns, Constable Clod has a plan to dognap Willoughby and wait until the reward money goes up.
The High-T Website synopsis

In the next episode Sally finds herself in Victorian London in search of the next missing pearl. At last a London bobby appears upon the scene, can he be of any help? Can this really be Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson? Find out in T. Bag and the Pearls of Wisdom.
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Today Sally finds herself in Victorian London. Is someone else after the next missing pearl? Can the police help Sally? Can this really be Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson? Find out now.
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Hot on Sally’s trail, we tracked her down to Victorian London where T-Bag knew she would find the next missing pearl; as usual T-Bag was wrong. Armed with three of the Pearls of Wisdom Sally sallied forth to find the fourth.
Pearls of Wisdom video - T-Shirt's summary

A moment of calm

T-Bag: (She chuckles) Oh, look at her, she's been traipsing around for four hours down there and what's she got to show for it. Sweet tickety-boo, excellent, now a moment of calm, to relax and unwind and recharge our batteries.
T-Shirt: Hey, there's a film on tele in a minute, The Hound of the Baskervilles.
T-Bag: The what?
T-Shirt: The Hound of the Baskervilles, sounds great eh.
T-Bag: Ohhh, rubbish!
T-Shirt: Oh go on, let's watch it. You'll like it.
T-Bag: What's it about?
T-Shirt: Dastardly deeds are being done on Dartmoor as crack sleuth Sherlock Holmes and his faithful companion Doctor Watson pit their wits against the horrific hound haunting the heath.
T-Bag: Ohhh, codswallop!
T-Shirt: Oh go on, let's watch it. You'll enjoy it, you will.
T-Bag: Ohhhh, alright.
T-Shirt: Great. Popcorn?
T-Bag: What? Oh dear, I'm bored already.
T-Shirt: Shhhhhhh.
T-Bag: Just shush yourself. I'm telling you I'm bored with this film already, it's boring, boring.... Boring.

Added: 04/04/2024

All the clues were there

T-Bag: No, no, no, you fool, look behind you. Orhh, The Hound, The Hound of the Baskervilles. Urhh, tell me, tell me when it's gone.
T-Shirt: Don't be such a big baby.
T-Bag: Huurm, look at it, eyes like tennis balls and teeth like six inch nails.
T-Shirt: It's only a dog.
T-Bag: It's a ghost ignoramus, look at it, eyes shining in the dark.
T-Shirt: Arrrh, that's what they want you to think.
T-Bag: What?
T-Shirt: Yes I've worked it all out.
T-Bag: What did you switch it off for? I was enjoying that.
T-Shirt: Because I've guessed the ending. It was obvious, all the clues were there. The escaped convict, the missing boot, the webbed fingers. Need I say more? It hardly needs Sherlock Holmes to figure that one out does it?
T-Bag: Arr, no (laughs) Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, I guessed it myself. Ha, obvious, huh-uh.

Added: 04/04/2018

A job for the Police

Lady Ruffles: He's gone, he's gone, my little Willoughby's gone.
Sally: Is there nowhere in the house he could be?
Lady Ruffles: No, we've looked everywhere, he's gone. Gone.
P.C. Clod: Hello, hello, what's all this then? What's up?
Sally: Lady Ruffles has lost her dog.
P.C. Clod: Not little Willoughby.
Lady Ruffles: He's gone, gone.
P.C. Clod: Now, now, don't fret, he's probably just taken himself off for a little stroll somewhere.
Lady Ruffles: Oh I've got to get him back.
P.C. Clod: He'll turn up, don't worry. I don't own a dog myself but I'm sure the little scamps are always running off like this, eh.
Lady Ruffles: Oh, not Willoughby, he's not that sort of dog. Constable I want to offer a reward. One hundred guineas to the person who brings back my precious poochy-woochy.
P.C. Clod: One hundred guineas. Streuth!
Lady Ruffles: Oh he's worth every farthing. Well don't just stand there man, get going. Willoughby, Willoughby, wibbly, wobbly, Willoughby.
(Lady Ruffles runs off to try and find Willoughby).
Sally: Do you really think he's just wandered off somewhere constable?
P.C. Clod: Well little Missy, to tell you the truth, might not be as straightforward as I optimistically surmised.
Sally: Huh?
P.C. Clod: Yes, yes, I didn't like to say anything to her Ladyship but er... There's been a lot of these dognappings lately.
Sally: Dognappings?!
P.C. Clod: This is definitely a job for the Police. You leave it to the professionals. Oh yes, what's required here is the expert approach to relocating misplaced mutts. Willoughby, Willoughby, wibbly, wobbly, Willoughby.

Added: 04/04/2015

The Pearl was on it's collar

T-Shirt: The pearl was on its collar.
T-Bag: You stupid idiot.
T-Shirt: What?
T-Bag: What, why didn’t you tell me?
T-Shirt: Because every time I open my mouth...
T-Bag: Why did you let me send it back?
T-Shirt: Because you wouldn’t let me...
T-Bag: Why, why, why?
T-Shirt: Because you did the same as you’re doing now, you never listen to me.
T-Bag: Oh shut up.

Elementary my dear whatsit, elementary

T-Bag: There's definitely something screwy here T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Yeah, what did happen to the dog?
T-Bag: Oh, don't ask me, somebody must have stolen it. The question is who?
T-Shirt: Hmmm.
T-Bag: Hmm, arr, it's high time I got down there to solve this little problem.
T-Shirt: Oh yeah and how will you do that?
T-Bag: Elementary my dear whatsit, elementary.

Added: 04/04/2021

Ring any bells?

T-Bag: So what are we looking for here? Bald-headed, left-handed, left-legged, Australian trombone playing pirate. Does that ring any bells with you?
Lady Ruffles: No.