T. Bag And The Rings Of Olympus Episode 7: Rats

Polly arrives in Victorian London where a thief, The Weasel, steals her bag but when she chases him he seems to have vanished!
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Weasel gets T-Shirt to help him steal the Rings.
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Adventure series. Weasel gets T-Shirt to help him steal the Rings in Polly's bag. With Georgina Hale.
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Next week, Polly hits the streets of old London town. Who exactly is the Weasel? And where did he pop up from? Can Polly find the next gold ring or is she up another blind alley? What dirty rat is scourging around in the Weasel’s lair? Find out in next weeks spine-chilling episode of T. Bag and the Rings of Olympus.
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This week, Polly hits the streets of old London town. But who is the Weasel? And where did he pop up from? Can Polly find the next gold ring or is she up another blind alley? Stay tuned to T. Bag and the Rings of Olympus.
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Tabatha Bag always knows best

T-Bag: Oh, oh my nerves are in tatters. Oooooh, I'm a nervous state. Look at that, ooh, look at that, ooh.
T-Shirt: Well I've got no sympathy for you, if you'd have stuck to my plan you wouldn't have gotten yourself blown to smithereens, but oh no.
T-Bag: Oh shut up.
T-Shirt: Tabatha Bag always knows best, according to Tabatha Bag that is.
T-Bag: Six! Six of those blasted rings she's got, ouurghh, where's my tea? Hurh, hurh, hurh, hurhhh, hur-oohh.

Added: 04/04/2015

Cabbage looking

T-Bag: Oh no, no. Ohhhhh, ohhh, Polly pee-wee face is on the verge of getting the next gold ring. Oh, I've got to get down there.
T-Shirt: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'll go.
T-Bag: Oh you've got to stop her.
T-Shirt: Leave it to me, have some faith in me for once. I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking.
T-Bag: And let's face it you're pretty cabbage looking. Oh alright, go and do your worst but so help you, if you let me down one more time I'll... (T-Bag wrings the neck of her hot water bottle) oh get out of here and take one of these with you (She uses her magic and two walkie-talkies appear). Keep in close contact, I wanna know everything that you're doing.
T-Shirt: Alright, fuss, fuss, fuss.
T-Bag: Ohhh, hmm, mm, mm, mm. Hmmm, ohhhhh, uhhh (she pulls the bedsheets over her head).

Updated: 04/04/2022

London towns' most cunning and notorious sneak thief, The Weasel

The Weasel: My dear boy.
T-Shirt: Erh.
The Weasel: You seem to have lost your bearings, might I be of assistance?
T-Shirt: Erm, yeah, yeah, maybe you can. A very close friend of mine had her bag nicked, I'm trying to help her get it back.
The Weasel: Oh, how noble.
T-Shirt: You haven't seen any strange looking characters around here have you?
The Weasel: How funny you should say that, as a matter of fact I have. London towns' most cunning and notorious sneak thief, The Weasel, was lurking round this very street not fifteen minutes ago.
T-Shirt: Oh yeah, did you see where he went?
The Weasel: I did my boy, I did. He went right down Pudding Street into Ruud Lane, round past the snuff emporium, over Tatlock’s Gutter, through Mount Trimble, up dead dog hill, down into Goosepellet Wharf and into the Slug and Watermelon, have you got all of that?

People don't just disappear

T-Bag: What do you mean he just disappeared up an alley? People don't just disappear.
T-Shirt: You don't have to tell me that people don't just disappear. I know people don't just disappear.
T-Bag: Well go and find him then.
T-Shirt: I'm going, I'm going. (T-Shirt uses his magic and disappears).
T-Bag: Oh, oh, that boy, that boy, oh, he just lives in a fantasy world.

Added: 04/04/2024

The oldest trick in the book

T-Bag: It's got to be here somewhere, it must be here, I'm gonna find it if it's last the last thing I ever do.
T-Shirt: Huh-hum.
(T-Shirt holds out Polly's bag that he's found and T-Bag takes it).
T-Bag: Oh I've found it. Oh, well done me. Marvellous, six gold rings and they're all mine, all mine.
(Polly enters the sewer).
Polly: Give me that back T-Bag.
T-Bag: Oh Polly my dear. How nice to see you. How are you feeling these days? Hmm, I was feeling a bit ropey myself but now I've got these rings, ohhhhhh it's been a real tonic. I'm fit, fit as a flea, I'm on top of the world again. What are you staring at?
Polly: Nothing, there's just a dirty great rat crawling under your foot.
T-Bag: Oh pathetic, isn't she pathetic T-Shirt? Huh, that's the oldest trick in the book, uh, you must think I was born yesterday.
Polly: Nobody could think that. So you're not scared of rats then?
T-Bag: Oh give us a break you dreary girl, what a dreary girl T-Shirt. Ha, ha, at least credit me with a modicum of intelligence.
Polly: I'm telling you there's loads of them, look. Look there.
T-Bag: Oh and I used to think you were dreary.
T-Shirt: Ra... Ra... Ra... Rats.
T-Bag: Oh, I'm surrounded by pea brains, half-wits and urrrrgggghhhhh, rat, urrrrghhhh. Rat, crawling up my leg, ohhhhh, crawling everywhere, ohhhhh. Biting me on my.... ohhhhhhhh.
(T-Bag throws Polly's bag and Polly catches it, T-Bag and T-Shirt disappear).
Polly: Well fellas, that's what I call a narrow squeak.

Added: 04/04/2025