T. Bag And The Pearls Of Wisdom Episode 5: Mutiny!

Sally arrives on a Royal Navy ship where the next pearl is. Mr Question is being bossed about by the captain so he plans a mutiny with T-Bag and T-Shirt. Will Sally be able to warn the captain in enough time?
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In the next episode Sally is all at sea in search of the next missing pearl. But it seems the little lady is not very welcome. Is her quest to find the missing pearls over? Find out in T. Bag and the Pearls of Wisdom.
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Today Sally is all at sea in search of the next missing pearl. But it seems the little lady is not very welcome. Is her quest to find the missing pearl over? Find out now.
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A girl aboard a Royal Navy ship

Mr Question: Yes Captain, no Captain, three bags full Captain. Who the festering barnacles are you?
Sally: I'm Sally, Sally Simpkins. Nice to meet you.
Mr Question: Nice to meet you, arrghh! A girl aboard a Royal Navy ship, this is an outrage.
Sally: Uh, I was just, I was only...
Mr Question: Do you know what the penalty is for stowing away onboard a Royal Navy ship?
Sally: Huh, no.
Mr Question: I have to throw you to the sharks for this. I'm taking you to see the Captain.
Sally: Oh.
Mr Question: Come on, move.

Added: 04/04/2015

Stowaway Captain

Captain Blighter: Dinnertime, come on. Come on fellas, come and get it. Grubs up (laughs). Do you get it? Grubs up.
Mr Question: Go on, get in there.
Captain Blighter: Grubs.
Sally: Will you stop pushing me.
Captain Blighter: What the? What is the meaning of this? How dare you barge in here without knocking Mr Question?
Mr Question: Stowaway Captain.
Captain Blighter: Stowaway, stowaway, stowaway, ah, no, no, no, no, don't tell me. Stow-a-way, yes I know. It's that huh, long thing you lower into the sea when your ship's sinking.
Mr Question: No Captain, that is a lifeboat, this is a stowaway.
Captain Blighter: Oh yes, yes of course, so it is.
Sally: I am not a stowaway.
Mr Question: Chuck her in the sea Captain, that's what I say.
Captain Blighter: No, she'll get all wet.
Mr Question: But the rulebook says Captain.
Captain Blighter: I am the Captain here Mr Question. I don't give a fig what the rulebook says.
Mr Question: Captain, I insist that...
Captain Blighter: Thank you Mr Question, you may go. You may go Mr Question.
(Mr Question growls and leaves).
Sally: Thanks ever so much. I wasn't really...
Captain Blighter: Do you like fish?
Sally: Uh, I'm not really hungry right now thanks.
Captain Blighter: No, no, no, I mean fish. Well you know.... fish.
Sally: Oh pet fish.
Captain Blighter: Yes, yes, it's my hobby. Oh I love fish, I, love them to pieces. Well it's the only reason I joined the navy to be near fish. Come and have a look over here. That's Cedric and that's Cecil, say hello to Cecil.
Sally: Hello Cecil.
Captain Blighter: (Laughs) And that's Boris and Barney, and Horace and Arnie.
Sally: What's in here?
Captain Blighter: Arh, that's my favourite. That's Polly-Anna.
Sally: Polly-Anna?
Captain Blighter: The Piranha.
Sally: Oh!
Captain Blighter: Yes, she can strip a horse to the bone in fifteen seconds you know.
Sally: Urh, lovely.
Captain Blighter: Yes she is lovely. And there's more, over here.
Sally: Wow!

Added: 04/04/2020

T-Shirt calling, T-Shirt calling

T-Bag: Go on, keep away from me. You're a jinx, that's what you are.
T-Shirt: You're the one who broke the mirror.
(T-Bag looks in the saucer and sees Sally on the ship).
T-Bag: Urrghh, huurhh. Now, what have we here, little Miss pee-wee perfect pants. What's she doing on board that ship?
T-Shirt: We better go and find out.
T-Bag: Urrghh, no, you go, I've had enough little disasters for one day. Now get down there, keep your eyes peeled and report back to me as soon as you find anything out.
T-Shirt: Hmmm, right.
(T-Shirt uses his magic and a cup and saucer appear on the table).
T-Bag: Don't stand there drinking my tea.
T-Shirt: I'm not drinking tea. I use this to phone home.
T-Bag: What?
(T-Shirt uses the spoon as he rattles it inside the cup as if a telephone was ringing, he holds the cup to his ear and speaks into the saucer).
T-Shirt: T-Shirt calling, T-Shirt calling, are you receiving me? Come in please.
T-Bag: Alright, alright, I get the message, now go (T-Shirt disappears and then she sighs).

Added: 04/04/2024

Chip on your shoulder

T-Bag: T-Shirt, T-Shirt, T-Shirt.
T-Shirt: Here.
T-Bag: What's happened to you, why do you have a chip on your shoulder?
T-Shirt: Who wouldn't have living with you?
T-Bag: What, oh never mind all that, where's the pearl?
T-Shirt: It's in the captain's cabin, in a fish tank, you can't miss it.
T-Bag: Right, you go home, and I'll be back in a twinkling.

Added: 04/04/2013

Mutiny!

Mr Question: Where did you spring from, and you, where have you been?
T-Bag: Cut the questions, Mr Question, let's just say we three have one thing in common.
Mr Question: Oh yes, and what's that?
T-Bag: We three want to see that fool, that fool of a captain take a tumble.
Mr Question: What! Who are you?
T-Bag: Shhushh, Look Mr Question let's face it, we three are both in this boat together.
Mr Question: True.
T-Bag: We must face the facts, the Captain's got to go.
Mr Question: You're right, he's got to go.
T-Bag: Then we've agreed.
Mr Question: You mean we're talking...
T-Shirt (shouts): MUTINY!
T-Bag & Mr Question (whispered): Mutiny.

Added: 04/04/2012