T. Bag And The Sunstones Of Montezuma Episode 10: Montezuma's Revenge

When Penny returns she finds that T-Bag has kidnapped Diggory so she gives T-Bag one of the sunstones so she can rescue him. When T-Bag steals all the sunstones and gets the power of the sun can T-Shirt save Penny and Diggory from the fiery pit of the eternal flame and stop T-Bag?
The High-T Website synopsis

All nine of those Sunstones

T-Bag: Oh, it's incredible, I N K-redible, how could she get all nine of those sunstones?
T-Shirt: If you listened to me once in a while, we wouldn't be in this fix would we?
T-Bag: Oh hark at Mr Rocket Scientist, then, go on, tell me, what'll we do? Pee pee pumpkin features is on her way back to give those sunstones back to her dad. Oh how do we stop her eh? Go on, tell me, I'm all ears. Go on, tell me.
T-Shirt: We could kidnap her Dad.
T-Bag: Well obviously we could kidnap her Dad. Well obviously any fool knows that. I thought of that myself. How do we kidnap him, eh? Go on, tell me, I bet you can't answer that one, can you?
T-Shirt: We could beam him up.
T-Bag: Of course we could beat him up.
T-Shirt: Beam him up I said.
T-Bag: Ohhhhhh.
T-Shirt: Hold him prisoner here. There's no way Penny can get the stones to him then.
T-Bag: Is that the best you can come up with, hmm! I thought of all that hours ago.
T-Shirt: Sure.
T-Bag: Right. Get up. Don't just sit there. Get beaming.

Added: 04/04/2016

What proof would you like?

Penny: Dad, Dad, I'm back. Dad?
(T-Bag appears).
T-Bag: Looking for someone?
Penny: Ok where is he?
T-Bag: If you want to see your father alive you'd better hand over those stones like now.
Penny: Dad, Dad.
T-Bag: Oh, save your breath Penelope pee-wee. Your father can't hear you. He is my prisoner.
Penny: I don't believe you.
T-Bag: Believe me, it's true. Right now he is under my armed guard in my flying fortress in the sky.
Penny: You're just blufffing. Dad.
T-Bag: Ohhhhhh you tedious child, do you want your father or not?
Penny: Of course I do.
T-Bag: Then hand over the stones.
Penny: You honestly expect me to... alright, I'll do a deal with you.
T-Bag: I don't do deals.
Penny: I'll give you one of the sunstones, if you can bring me proof that you've really got my Dad I'll give you the rest.
T-Bag: It's a deal. Right, what proof would you like? What part of him? His ear, his nose, his big toe?
Penny: Not funny T-Bag. Bring me his watch.
T-Bag: Oh you tedious child. Right, right, right, right. You, wait here.
(T-Bag disappears).
Penny: Waiting here's the last thing I'm gonna do, sucker.
(Penny holds another one of the sunstones and disappears).

Added: 04/04/2025

Daleks

(T-Shirt is guarding Diggory after T-Bag captures him).
T-Shirt: If it was up to me I'd let you go (T. Bag appears), but you know what her down there's like. When she walks into the room Daleks hide behind the sofa. (T-Shirt notices T-Bag) He said, but I said don't you dare talk about Tabatha Bag like that, she's a fine, upstanding lady...
T-Bag: Shut Up!

The situation's drastic

Diggory: All nine of the little beauties back where they belong. I don't know how you did it sweetheart but well done.
Penny: You know what we've got to do now though?
Diggory: Obviously. What?
Penny: Destroy them.
Diggory: Destroy them?
Penny: To stop T-Bag ever using them.
Diggory: Seems a bit drastic.
Penny: The situation's drastic. Come on.

Added: 04/04/2020

3D Plan

T-Bag: Huh, ow, uh, oh. T-Shirt, get your foot off my face. T-Shirt, get your foot off my face. Uh, oh, T-Shirt get out of it. T-Shirt, wake up, wake up (T-Bag shakes him). Wake up, wake up, wake up, uh, better still don't wake up, huh, who needs him? You're more trouble than pants full of ants. Right, right, right, the games and frolics are over mate. Time to put my 3D plan into action. Daddy, Daughter Die!

Updated: 04/04/2015

The greatest archaeological discovery in the twentieth century

(Penny and Diggory are standing by the fiery pit of the eternal flame about to throw in the sunstones to destroy them).
Diggory: So this is it.
Penny: No speeches eh. Just chuck them in.
Diggory: Oh it's a dreadful loss to science this.
Penny: Give them to me, I'll do it.
Diggory: No, no, no. I'll do it. Leave it to me.
(T-Bag walks in).
T-Bag: No, no, no.
Penny: T-Bag!
T-Bag: What a waste. What a terrible waste.
Penny: Dad, throw them in now.
T-Bag: That's right, throw them in, destroy the greatest archaeological discovery in the twentieth century.
Penny: Don't listen to her.
T-Bag: Oh listen to your heart and your heart's telling you not to do it, isn't it? Isn't it?
Penny: Dad!
T-Bag: They are irrefutable proof of the existence of pure magic; you can't let that slip, slip through your fingers, can you?
Diggory: It's true Penny, I can't. I can't do it.
Penny: Oh no.
T-Bag: Oh yes.
(T-Bag snatches the bag of sunstones).
Diggory: Uhhhhhh.
T-Bag: The power of the sun will be mine.

Added: 04/04/2024

Hot Features

T-Bag: There, now all I have to do is wait for the sun to be in the right position. Come on, come on, come on. Hurry it up hot features.

This is my party and you're not invited

T-Bag: Mmmm, the power of the sun is within me, my every atom is infused with solar energy, I am omni-powerful.
Penny: Oh no we're too late.
T-Shirt: Flipping Ada!
Penny: There must be something we can do.
Diggory: No, this is the end of everything.
T-Bag: The world will grovel at my feet, the wage of evil is at hand.
Diggory: I'm to blame, it’s all my fault.
(Diggory hits the wall and releases the trapped Kit Bag).
Kit Bag: I don't believe it, freedom, freedom at last after all those years.
T-Shirt: Kit Bag?
Kit Bag: Oh, Sir Paisley, is that you?
T-Bag: Urggggghhhhhhhhh...
Kit Bag: So trying to steal my thunder, eh? You, get out of there, I found those Sunstones first.
T-Bag: Get lost Kit Bag, this is my party and you're not invited.
Kit Bag: Well, we'll just jolly well have to gatecrash, won't we? Have no fear Kit Bag's here.
(Kit Bag approaches the raised platform towards T-Bag and the sunstones).
T-Bag: Can't have a party without presents can we? This is from me to you dear.
(T-Bag fires a bolt of energy towards Kit Bag).
Kit Bag: Thank you but no thank you Tabatha, I already have one of those, want to see it?
(Kit Bag fires a bolt of energy back at T-Bag).
Penny: Something tells me we ought to get out of here.
T-Shirt: Do you hear us arguing? Come on let's go.
(T-Shirt, Penny and Diggory flee the inner sanctum as T-Bag and Kit Bag continue to exchange bolts of energy).
T-Bag: And that.
Kit Bag: And that.
T-Bag: And that.
Kit Bag: And that.
T-Bag: And that.
Kit Bag: And that.
T-Bag: And that.
(Kit Bag and T-Bag destroy each other and the temple starts collapsing).

Added: 09/05/2010